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i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

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people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

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I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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We Are The In Crowd


finals week 

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i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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